Percy Bysshe Shelley’s Ozymandias (1818)

I first heard the clas­sic phrase from Per­cy Bysshe Shelley’s famous son­net – “Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair” – dur­ing one of Stu­art Hall’s typ­i­cal­ly overblown foot­ball com­men­taries in the sev­en­ties, some­how man­ag­ing to tie Shelley’s sub­lime lines to a grit­ty encounter between Ever­ton and Spurs. The real deal, I found out lat­er, con­cerns the fates of his­to­ry, the rav­ages of time and the fol­ly of hubris, rather than what was in fact a fifth con­sec­u­tive nil-nil draw at Good­i­son Park (hence Hall was employ­ing a cer­tain degree of irony).

Per­cy Bysshe Shel­ley first pub­lished his son­net in a Jan­u­ary 1818 issue of The Exam­in­er, a peri­od­i­cal that hap­pened to be a cham­pi­on of the young Roman­tic poets like Shel­ley, Keats and Byron. Shel­ley had writ­ten the poem in friend­ly com­pe­ti­tion with his friend and fel­low poet Horace Smith. The two had spent Christ­mas 1817 togeth­er along with Shelley’s wife, Mary, when a son­net-writ­ing con­test broke out, the sub­ject being an Ancient Greek text which cit­ed the inscrip­tion on a mas­sive Ancient Egypt­ian stat­ue:

“King of Kings Ozy­man­dias am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him out­do me in my work.”

So both Shel­ley and Smith wrote a poem called Ozy­man­dias and in fact Smith’s poem was also pub­lished in The Exam­in­er, a few weeks after Shel­ley’s son­net. Both poems explore the themes I men­tioned above and how the lega­cies of kings are fat­ed to decay into obliv­ion.

In antiq­ui­ty, Ozy­man­dias was a Greek name for the Egypt­ian pharaoh Ramess­es II. Shel­ley began writ­ing his poem in 1817, soon after the announce­ment of the British Muse­um’s acqui­si­tion of a large frag­ment of a stat­ue of Ramess­es II from the 13th cen­tu­ry BC. The 7.25-ton frag­ment of the stat­ue’s head and tor­so was expect­ed to arrive in Lon­don in 1818 and it’s a fair infer­ence to assume that Shel­ley and Smith were inspired by this. So here’s Shelley’s famous poem, fol­lowed, should you wish to com­pare, by Horace Smith’s less well-known offer­ing.

Inci­den­tal­ly, you will per­haps have twigged that this wasn’t the only time that an evening with the Shel­leys spent con­coct­ing lit­er­ary chal­lenges would lead to a famous lit­er­ary work: the pre­vi­ous win­ter, a sim­i­lar evening spent dis­cussing ghost sto­ries led to Mary Shel­ley writ­ing Franken­stein.

I met a trav­eller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trun­k­less legs of stone
Stand in the desert … Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shat­tered vis­age lies, whose frown,
And wrin­kled lip, and sneer of cold com­mand,
Tell that its sculp­tor well those pas­sions read
Which yet sur­vive, stamped on these life­less things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozy­man­dias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!‘
Noth­ing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colos­sal wreck, bound­less and bare
The lone and lev­el sands stretch far away.”

And Horace Smith’s poem…

In Egyp­t’s sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigan­tic Leg, which far off throws
The only shad­ow that the Desert knows:-
‘I am great OZYMANDIAS,’ saith the stone,
‘The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
’The won­ders of my hand.’- The City’s gone,-
Nought but the Leg remain­ing to dis­close
The site of this for­got­ten Baby­lon.
We wonder,-and some Hunter may express
Won­der like ours, when thro’ the wilder­ness
Where Lon­don stood, hold­ing the Wolf in chace,
He meets some frag­ment huge, and stops to guess
What pow­er­ful but unrecord­ed race
Once dwelt in that anni­hi­lat­ed place.

 

Mike Myers and Dana Carvey as Wayne and Garth in Wayne’s World (1992)

Writ­ing my last blog about Jimi Hen­drix at Wood­stock put me in mind of the hilar­i­ous scene from the movie Wayne’s World, where­in the char­ac­ter Garth, prone as he is to day-dream­ing, envi­sions him­self invei­gling a beau­ti­ful woman to the sound­track of Hendrix’s Foxy Lady. I chuck­led so much sole­ly from its rec­ol­lec­tion that I just had to find it and fea­ture it (along with sev­er­al oth­er scenes from the movie) this week!

Back in 1987, on a Cana­di­an vari­ety show called It’s Only Rock & Roll, an aspir­ing com­ic called Mike Myers was try­ing out a new char­ac­ter in a brief seg­ment called Wayne’s Pow­er Minute. The char­ac­ter of teenage heavy met­al fan Wayne Camp­bell with his pup­py-like exu­ber­ance and love­able-air­head phi­los­o­phy was pret­ty much ful­ly formed even back then.

It was a cou­ple of years lat­er that Myers joined the Sat­ur­day Night Live cast and intro­duced Wayne to a wider audi­ence, in the form of the Wayne’s World sketch­es, now with side­kick Garth Algar (Dana Car­vey). The premise of Wayne’s World was that it was a pub­lic-access tele­vi­sion show broad­cast from Wayne’s base­ment, and char­ac­terised by its chaot­ic pro­duc­tion style, the anar­chic school­boy humour of its hosts, and their obses­sion with “babes” and rock music.

Myers and Car­vey record­ed 27 episodes dur­ing its 1989–1992 hey­day and in 1992 filmed the first Wayne’s World movie, the per­fect vehi­cle for Wayne and Garth to get involved in antics and exploits in the wider world. The movie was an instant crit­i­cal and com­mer­cial suc­cess. Catch­phras­es abound, and many of them have become col­lo­qui­alisms: “Par­ty on!”, “Good call!”, “I am not wor­thy”, “Excel­lent!” (when intoned in the cor­rect way), “No way…way!”, and of course “…not” (as in “Sure, it’s a great movie…not!”).

Let’s view a mon­tage of some of their hilar­i­ous­ly juve­nile move­ments, fol­lowed by that mes­meris­ing Foxy Lady mat­ing dance of Garth’s. Excel­lent!

 

Wayne’s World base­ment