Fred Astaire’s Revolving Room Dance Sequence in Royal Wedding (1951)

The rotat­ing movie set is a great exam­ple of how moviemak­ers can cre­ate cin­e­ma mag­ic. An ordi­nary stage is sus­pend­ed with­in a steel gim­bal, like a box wedged into a wash­ing machine drum, and then amaz­ing effects can be achieved, where­by actors can be shown to appear to defy grav­i­ty. This has been use­ful for hor­ror movie mak­ers (Jeff Gold­blum lurk­ing on the ceil­ing in The Fly; JoBeth Williams being para­nor­mal­ly rolled up the wall to the ceil­ing in Pol­ter­geist; Aman­da Wyss in the dream sequence from Night­mare on Elm Street…) and the tech­nique was also impres­sive­ly employed by Stan­ley Kubrik in a remark­able scene from sci-fi clas­sic 2001: A Space Odyssey. In this scene, a crew mem­ber is shown run­ning around the hub of the space­craft, its rota­tion pro­vid­ing arti­fi­cial grav­i­ty for his exer­cise; in real­i­ty, he is essen­tial­ly run­ning on the spot with the entire set rotat­ing beneath his feet. Here’s a brief clip:

Back in 1951, how­ev­er, direc­tor Stan­ley Donen used the tech­nique to superb effect in musi­cal com­e­dy, in the MGM movie Roy­al Wed­ding, which show­cased the tal­ents of the suave Fred Astaire. Astaire had already retired once, back in 1946, before being lured back into the movie busi­ness to replace the injured Gene Kel­ly in East­er Parade (1948). Roy­al Wed­ding is set in Lon­don at the time of the wed­ding of Princess Eliz­a­beth and Philip Mount­bat­ten, and fea­tures songs by Bur­ton Lane and Alan Jay Lern­er; how­ev­er, it was of course the dance rou­tines that make it stand out.

In one of his solos, You’re All the World to Me, Astaire dances on the walls and ceil­ings of his room (long before Lionel Richie scored a hit with that con­cept!). The idea had actu­al­ly occurred to Astaire him­self, years before, so it must have been par­tic­u­lar­ly reward­ing for him to per­fect this clever illu­sion. Let’s check out the scene both as seen by the movie audi­ence, along­side the “how it’s done” ver­sion.

Fred Astaire
Fred Astaire

Max Ehrmann’s Desiderata (1927)

I remem­ber, when I was young, my grand­ma hav­ing this enig­mat­ic prose poem on her wall. For some rea­son I nev­er actu­al­ly asked her about it; I was mere­ly aware of it and its strange­ly saga­cious words. Begin­ning strik­ing­ly with “Go placid­ly amid the noise and the haste…”, and con­tin­u­ing with a series of sage apho­risms, I assumed it to be of unknown author­ship, and of ancient, per­haps bib­li­cal, ori­gin. It was titled Desider­a­ta, which did lit­tle to dis­pel the idea of antiq­ui­ty.

Time moved on and the piece became half-for­got­ten. Many years lat­er, how­ev­er, dur­ing a fam­i­ly stay in Haworth, and brows­ing in an art shop, I came across these words again, and remarked: “My gosh, I know this poem, it used to be on my grandma’s wall!”. My beau­ti­ful and thought­ful daugh­ter, Freya, must have qui­et­ly not­ed and inter­nalised my enthu­si­asm, because when Father’s Day came around, I unwrapped a present from her to find the words of Desider­a­ta care­ful­ly, painstak­ing­ly writ­ten out, as shown below.


As you can see, unlike my grandma’s Desider­a­ta, Freya’s ver­sion sup­plied a name and date: Max Ehrmann and 1927, so I did a lit­tle research. Max Ehrmann was an Amer­i­can writer and poet, of Ger­man descent, liv­ing and work­ing in his home town of Terre Haute, Indi­ana, when he wrote Desider­a­ta (Latin for “things to be desired”). It turns out that the poem wasn’t even pub­lished dur­ing Ehrmann’s life­time; his wid­ow pub­lished it in The Poems of Max Ehrmann in 1948. Even then it remained large­ly unknown, and prob­a­bly would have stayed that way had it not become the sub­ject of a law­suit in the sev­en­ties, after it had been print­ed in a mag­a­zine with­out per­mis­sion. It was deemed by the court to have had its copy­right for­feit­ed and to be in the pub­lic domain, and this gave it the impe­tus to be print­ed in poster form and dis­trib­uted wide­ly as a set of inspi­ra­tional dic­tums; the words con­nect­ed favourably with peo­ple and end­ed up, as in my grandma’s case, on their walls.

So my assump­tion of its antiq­ui­ty was way off the mark, but it seems that I wasn’t the only one to mis­take its prove­nance: in the fifties, the rec­tor of St Paul’s Church in Bal­ti­more, Mary­land, used the poem in a col­lec­tion of devo­tion­al mate­ri­als, that he head­ed “Old St Paul’s Church, Bal­ti­more AC 1692” (mean­ing that the church had been found­ed in 1692). As the mate­r­i­al was hand­ed from one friend to anoth­er, the author­ship became cloud­ed, and a lat­er pub­lish­er would inter­pret this nota­tion as mean­ing that the poem itself had been found in Old St Paul’s Church, dat­ed 1692.

This con­fu­sion no doubt added to the charm and appeal of the poem, and the words were ripe, I sup­pose, for the inher­i­tors of the “make peace, not war” sen­si­bil­i­ty of the 1960s. In any event, its mes­sage is time­less and its words wor­thy of exam­i­na­tion to this day, par­tic­u­lar­ly at the dawn of a new year when, inun­dat­ed with bad and divi­sive news, we might focus on the final stan­za and remind our­selves that “With all its sham, drudgery, and bro­ken dreams, it is still a beau­ti­ful world.”

Now, read on…

Desider­a­ta
Go placid­ly amid the noise and the haste,
and remem­ber what peace there may be in silence.

As far as pos­si­ble, with­out sur­ren­der,
be on good terms with all per­sons.
Speak your truth qui­et­ly and clear­ly;
and lis­ten to oth­ers,
even to the dull and the igno­rant;
they too have their sto­ry.
Avoid loud and aggres­sive per­sons;
they are vex­a­tious to the spir­it.

If you com­pare your­self with oth­ers,
you may become vain or bit­ter,
for always there will be greater and less­er per­sons than your­self.
Enjoy your achieve­ments as well as your plans.
Keep inter­est­ed in your own career, how­ev­er hum­ble;
it is a real pos­ses­sion in the chang­ing for­tunes of time.

Exer­cise cau­tion in your busi­ness affairs,
for the world is full of trick­ery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many per­sons strive for high ideals,
and every­where life is full of hero­ism.
Be your­self. Espe­cial­ly do not feign affec­tion.
Nei­ther be cyn­i­cal about love,
for in the face of all arid­i­ty and dis­en­chant­ment,
it is as peren­ni­al as the grass.

Take kind­ly the coun­sel of the years,
grace­ful­ly sur­ren­der­ing the things of youth.
Nur­ture strength of spir­it to shield you in sud­den mis­for­tune.
But do not dis­tress your­self with dark imag­in­ings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and lone­li­ness.

Beyond a whole­some dis­ci­pline,
be gen­tle with your­self.
You are a child of the uni­verse
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the uni­verse is unfold­ing as it should.

There­fore be at peace with God,
what­ev­er you con­ceive Him to be.
And what­ev­er your labors and aspi­ra­tions,
in the noisy con­fu­sion of life,
keep peace in your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and bro­ken dreams,
it is still a beau­ti­ful world.
Be cheer­ful. Strive to be hap­py.

Max Ehrmann