Edward Lear’s The Owl and The Pussycat (1871)

Every­body knows The Owl and the Pussy­cat, the non­sense poem by Edward Lear. There’s no rule that impels its inclu­sion in the pri­ma­ry school cur­ricu­lum; it is just one of those pieces of our cul­ture that gets passed down and which every­one has heard by the time they’re ten. Per­haps by osmo­sis. Or more like­ly, its appeal to many a nurs­ery school assis­tant charged with enter­tain­ing a room­ful of chil­dren, due to its deli­cious use of lan­guage, rhyme, and imagery.

First pub­lished in 1871 as part of his book Non­sense Songs, Sto­ries, Botany, and Alpha­bets, Lear wrote the poem for the daugh­ter of a friend. And like that oth­er great Vic­to­ri­an pur­vey­or of non­sense verse, Lewis Car­roll, Lear had that exquis­ite tal­ent for choos­ing just the right made-up non­sense words. “Run­ci­ble”, for exam­ple, as in the phrase “which they ate with a run­ci­ble spoon”, was one such coinage, right up there with Lewis Carroll’s ‘galumph­ing’ and ‘fru­mious’ from Jab­ber­wocky. Lear went on to use this won­der­ful­ly mean­ing­less adjec­tive to describe his hat, a wall, and even his cat. “The Run­ci­ble Spoon” would be a great name for a café, wouldn’t it? In fact, there already is one: I came across this in the vil­lage of Hin­der­well, whilst on hol­i­day in Runswick Bay:

The Run­ci­ble Spoon cafe, Hin­der­well

But is ‘The Owl and the Pussy­cat’ meant to mean any­thing? Is it sim­ply delight­ful fan­ta­sy with its owl and pussy­cat that can talk and sing songs, a pig that engages in finan­cial trans­ac­tions, and a turkey offi­ci­at­ing at a wed­ding? Should we read any­thing into the fact that they have to sail the seas for a year and a day, trav­el­ling to the land of the Bong-Tree, in order to get a ring? Or is it mak­ing a com­men­tary on Vic­to­ri­an soci­ety, sub­vert­ing its norms and mores? I don’t think we need to know. Sim­ply enjoy the ver­mo­nious use of words (ver­mo­nious? I just made it up, of course!).

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beau­ti­ful pea-green boat,
They took some hon­ey, and plen­ty of mon­ey,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small gui­tar,
“O love­ly Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beau­ti­ful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beau­ti­ful Pussy you are!”

Pussy said to the Owl, “You ele­gant fowl!
How charm­ing­ly sweet you sing!
O let us be mar­ried! too long we have tar­ried:
But what shall we do for a ring?“
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-Tree grows
And there in a wood a Pig­gy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

“Dear Pig, are you will­ing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?” Said the Pig­gy, “I will.“
So they took it away, and were mar­ried next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a run­ci­ble spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

Christopher Guest’s This is Spinal Tap (1984)

When I was young, not yet a teenag­er, I inher­it­ed from my elder sis­ters a num­ber of vinyl LPs, among them David Bowie’s The Rise and Fall of Zig­gy Star­dust and the Spi­ders from Mars, Cat Stevens’ Teas­er and the Fire­cat, the Moody Blues’ In Search Of The Lost Chord, and an album that appar­ent­ly didn’t need much of a title: Led Zep­pelin II. Although I loved all of these records, it was the lat­ter album that informed my imme­di­ate direc­tion in music; riff­ing gui­tar, crash­ing drums, shriek­ing vocals: what was not to like?

Soon I would encounter Deep Pur­ple, Thin Lizzy, UFO, AC/DC and Black Sab­bath, and by my mid-teens, a (large­ly young male) cross-sec­tion of the coun­try would be in the grip of the so-called “New Wave of British Heavy Met­al”. Seem­ing­ly all of a sud­den, there was a super­abun­dance of bands com­pris­ing long-haired, leather‑, den­im- or lycra-clad rock­ers: Judas Priest, Sax­on, Iron Maid­en, Def Lep­pard, Angel­witch, Pray­ing Man­tis, the list went on and on. And oh, the gigs! I attend­ed many of those. You would find your sens­es assault­ed by very loud music, bright lights, dry ice, a seething crowd of head­bang­ing fans, the smell of sweat and patchouli oil – it was cer­tain­ly a thrilling expe­ri­ence. How­ev­er, the idio­syn­crasies of the genre, along with some of the bands’ increas­ing­ly the­atri­cal stage shows and themes, would make them ripe for satire.

Enter Christo­pher Guest, a British-Amer­i­can screen­writer, actor, and come­di­an who would become known for his series of com­e­dy films shot in mock-doc­u­men­tary (mock­u­men­tary) style, and begin­ning in 1984 with his hilar­i­ous take on the heavy met­al move­ment, This Is Spinal Tap. Direct­ed by Rob Rein­er, it stars Guest, Michael McK­ean, and Har­ry Shear­er as mem­bers of fic­tion­al British heavy met­al band, Spinal Tap, and we fol­low them on their Amer­i­can tour. The film sat­i­rizes the behav­iour and musi­cal pre­ten­sions of rock bands, and to those with an inside view of the British heavy rock scene, the result is a painful­ly accu­rate and utter­ly hilar­i­ous pas­tiche.

Let’s start with the band mem­bers’ names, all great choic­es: David St. Hub­bins (McK­ean) and Nigel Tufnel (Guest) on vocals and gui­tar, bassist Derek Smalls (Shear­er), key­boardist Viv Sav­age, and drum­mer Mick Shrimp­ton. Most of the film’s dia­logue was impro­vised and dozens of hours were filmed, and giv­en that the prin­ci­pal actors were Amer­i­can, the fideli­ty to the British­ness is out­stand­ing.

The film is packed with great scenes of on and off­stage antics and dra­ma, but to keep it down I have select­ed three clas­sics for your amuse­ment: the scene where­in Nigel Tufnel takes us on a back­stage tour of this gui­tars and amps (includ­ing the ones that “go up to eleven”); the scene where­in the band get lost try­ing to find the stage door; and the hilar­i­ous Stone­henge scene, in which the band, play­ing its set-piece epic, is flab­ber­gast­ed to see the expect­ed 18-foot-tall stage props of “Stone’enge” descend to the stage at the cru­cial moment in dimen­sions con­struct­ed erro­neous­ly and under­whelm­ing­ly in inch­es. Price­less.

 

Spinal Tap
Spinal Tap