Edward Lear’s The Owl and The Pussycat (1871)

Everybody knows The Owl and the Pussycat, the nonsense poem by Edward Lear. There’s no rule that impels its inclusion in the primary school curriculum; it is just one of those pieces of our culture that gets passed down and which everyone has heard by the time they’re ten. Perhaps by osmosis. Or more likely, its appeal to many a nursery school assistant charged with entertaining a roomful of children, due to its delicious use of language, rhyme, and imagery.

First published in 1871 as part of his book Nonsense Songs, Stories, Botany, and Alphabets, Lear wrote the poem for the daughter of a friend. And like that other great Victorian purveyor of nonsense verse, Lewis Carroll, Lear had that exquisite talent for choosing just the right made-up nonsense words. ‘Runcible’, for example, as in the phrase “…which they ate with a runcible spoon”, was one such coinage, right up there with Lewis Carroll’s ‘galumphing’ and ‘frumious’ from Jabberwocky. Lear went on to use this wonderfully meaningless adjective to describe his hat, a wall, and even his cat. Incidentally, wouldn’t “The Runcible Spoon” be a great name for a café? In fact, there already is one: I came across this in the village of Hinderwell, whilst on holiday in Runswick Bay:

The Runcible Spoon cafe, Hinderwell
But is The Owl and the Pussycat meant to mean anything? Is it simply a delightful fantasy, with its owl and cat talking, playing guitar and singing songs, its pig that engages in financial transactions, and its turkey officiating at a wedding? Should we read anything into the fact that they have to sail the seas for a year and a day, travelling to the land of the Bong-Tree, in order to get a ring? Or is it perhaps making a commentary on Victorian society, cheekily subverting its norms and mores? I don’t think we need to know. Simply enjoy the vermonious* use of Lear’s words.

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
“O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!”

Pussy said to the Owl, “You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?”
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-Tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

“Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?” Said the Piggy, “I will.”
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

*vermonious? I just made it up, of course!

Edward Lear

Christopher Guest’s This is Spinal Tap (1984)

When I was young, not yet a teenager, I inherited from my elder sisters a number of vinyl LPs, among them David Bowie’s The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, Cat Stevens’ Teaser and the Firecat, the Moody Blues’ In Search Of The Lost Chord, and an album that apparently didn’t need much of a title: Led Zeppelin II. Although I loved all of these records, it was the latter album that informed my immediate direction in music; riffing guitar, crashing drums, shrieking vocals: what was not to like?

Soon I would encounter Deep Purple, Thin Lizzy, UFO, AC/DC and Black Sabbath, and by my mid-teens, a (largely young male) cross-section of the country would be in the grip of the so-called “New Wave of British Heavy Metal”. Seemingly all of a sudden, there was a superabundance of bands comprising long-haired, leather-, denim- or lycra-clad rockers: Judas Priest, Saxon, Iron Maiden, Def Leppard, Angelwitch, Praying Mantis, the list went on and on. And oh, the gigs! I attended many of those. You would find your senses assaulted by very loud music, bright lights, dry ice, a seething crowd of headbanging fans, the smell of sweat and patchouli oil – it was certainly a thrilling experience. However, the idiosyncrasies of the genre, along with some of the bands’ increasingly theatrical stage shows and themes, would make them ripe for satire.

Enter Christopher Guest, a British-American screenwriter, actor, and comedian who would become known for his series of comedy films shot in mock-documentary (mockumentary) style, and beginning in 1984 with his hilarious take on the heavy metal movement, This Is Spinal Tap. Directed by Rob Reiner, it stars Guest, Michael McKean, and Harry Shearer as members of fictional British heavy metal band, Spinal Tap, and we follow them on their American tour. The film satirizes the behaviour and musical pretensions of rock bands, and to those with an inside view of the British heavy rock scene, the result is a painfully accurate and utterly hilarious pastiche.

Let’s start with the band members’ names, all great choices: David St. Hubbins (McKean) and Nigel Tufnel (Guest) on vocals and guitar, bassist Derek Smalls (Shearer), keyboardist Viv Savage, and drummer Mick Shrimpton. Most of the film’s dialogue was improvised and dozens of hours were filmed, and given that the principal actors were American, the fidelity to the Britishness is outstanding.

The film is packed with great scenes of on and offstage antics and drama, but to keep it down I have selected three classics for your amusement: the scene wherein Nigel Tufnel takes us on a backstage tour of this guitars and amps (including the ones that “go up to eleven”); the scene wherein the band get lost trying to find the stage door; and the hilarious Stonehenge scene, in which the band, playing its set-piece epic, is flabbergasted to see the expected 18-foot-tall stage props of “Stone’enge” descend to the stage at the crucial moment in dimensions constructed erroneously and underwhelmingly in inches. Priceless.


Derek Smalls, Nigel Tufnel, and David St Hubbins of Spinal Tap