Julie Walters in Victoria Wood’s sketch, Two Soups (1986)

Vic­to­ria Wood’s col­lab­o­ra­tions with Julie Wal­ters over the years spawned many a rich reward. Wood’s wit pro­duced great ideas for char­ac­ters, and Wal­ters’ instinc­tive com­ic tim­ing and gift for nuanced phys­i­cal com­e­dy bril­liant­ly brought those char­ac­ters to life. The series of sketch­es around Acorn Antiques, for exam­ple, pro­vid­ed the ide­al show­case for Wal­ters to ham it up as the glo­ri­ous char­ac­ter that was Mrs Over­all, or more accu­rate­ly, the glo­ri­ous­ly inept actress that played the char­ac­ter in this send-up of low-bud­get, shod­di­ly per­formed, day­time soap opera.

The show­case I have select­ed for this blog, how­ev­er, is the sketch, Wait­ress (pop­u­lar­ly known as Two Soups), in which Wal­ters plays an elder­ly, deaf, shaky, and painful­ly slow wait­ress, serv­ing a cou­ple who are only too aware one of them has a train to catch and sim­ply want a quick meal. This sim­ple premise, replete with pos­si­bil­i­ties for that typ­i­cal­ly British com­e­dy of frus­tra­tion, is enough for Wal­ters to take the ball and run faster and fur­ther with it than prob­a­bly even Vic­to­ria Wood imag­ined at first.

Wit­ness Wal­ters’ shuf­fling gait, wob­bly head and fixed smile — this is phys­i­cal com­e­dy of the first order, and we’re laugh­ing before she opens her mouth. With her bad mem­o­ry and dan­ger­ous­ly mal­adroit han­dling of the crock­ery, this unfit-for-pur­pose wait­ress should have hung up her apron strings years ago, but for now let’s thank the for­bear­ance of her employ­er as we enjoy this infu­ri­at­ing but hilar­i­ous per­for­mance. Need­less to say, the couple’s plans for a quick meal are thwart­ed.

Julie Wal­ters

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